Elvis was at a beach house for the elderly last week. They were having some difficulties with the Heating and Air Conditioning system. He was just about finished with the Heating and Air Conditioning unit when an older gentleman approached. He asked if he could talk about the Heating and Air Conditioning bill before Elvis left. Elvis told him that was fine, and was thinking it was someone from the office. He said he would wait in the spare room until he was done. When Elvis had the Heating and Air Conditioning unit repaired, he walked into the room. The guy was sitting there waiting for him. When he saw Elvis, he stood and told him to have a seat. He went over the Heating and Air Conditioning bill and said everything looked good. He then tried to barter with Elvis. He said there were several ways they could spend money on the bill. He could get the office to make out a check and send it to the office, or he could take a credit card. The guy could also work the bill off if he would allow him to work with him once in a while. He said she was a Heating and Air Conditioning tech before he retired, and if he was allowed to do a few jobs for the Heating and Air Conditioning business, they would not need to spend money on him. They could take his salary off the bill. Elvis wasn’t sure what he was supposed to say, and was saved when a nurse came out to take him back to his room. She told Elvis he was an old Heating and Air Conditioning tech and all he wanted was to work again. Elvis talked to the owner of the Heating and Air Conditioning business when he got back. He told him he knew an old Heating and Air Conditioning tech who was so bored he was going to die, and he asked if he could talk about Mr. Porter.